this was probably one of the saddest moments of my childhood
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
these are so cute check them out
just noticed the webcam flashing above my monitor and realised I’ve been recording myself blogging in this position for an hour and twenty minutes
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa
when he licks his lips seductively
what the fuck is that thing?
my boyfriend :)